**A report comes out that Donald Trump shot someone in the middle of Fifth Avenue.**
Trump supporters: "That didn't happen, it's fake news."
**Five witnesses come forward saying they saw it happen.**
Trump supporters: "That's not proof, it's just hearsay. They're lying, fake news."
**A video is released showing Trump shooting someone in the middle of Fifth Avenue.**
Trump supporters: "Obviously he was doing it to protect himself or others. He's a hero!"
**Another video is released which starts earlier and shows that Trump had absolutely no provocation whatsoever, and in fact the person he shot was saving a basket of baby ducks from oncoming traffic.**
Trump supporters: "Well, Democrats support abortion, so it's still better than that..."
